my useless talent of remembering musical theatre lyrics really comes in handy when someone asks me how many minutes there are in a year
when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
when people ask your opinion they never actually want it, they just want their own thoughts repeated to them.
Sometimes people do stupid things and hurt you a lot, but you just got to grit your teeth and fake a smile so you don’t hurt those who love them.
Now I know we’re not in Kansas.