shertockhotmes:

tawdrysquid:

finalproblem:

Of course “Mary Watson” was good enough for her, John.

THAT’S WHAT SHE WAS AFTER THE WHOLE TIME!

She could’ve chosen any name in the world, but she chose Mary Elizabeth Morstan. Then she married a man with the last name Watson.

I SEE THROUGH YOUR LITTLE SCHEME, MARY.

Because I noticed the thing Sherlock overlooked because he was too focused on the “liar” deduction.

Mary is a cat lover.

And now her initials are “MEW.”

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[Happy #Reichencrack Day! This is a #reichencrack theory.]

This is my favorite cracktheory of the day.

This isn’t a crack theory this is obviously her intent
tagged → #um yess #pizza princess

I should probably not go to school drunk that is a bad idea.

I love it when I get so anxious I physically throw up. -_____-

brb having a moment. Do not disturb the hustler. 

When people say “Sometimes I forget to eat because I’m not hungry.” or “I skip breakfast a lot.” All I want to do is this.

recovermotherfucker:

sagansense:

jessehimself:

Bob Ross

Follow this up with melodysheep’s tribute to this man - “Happy Little Clouds. Mr. Ross was responsible for much of the inspiration regarding my foray into art as a child.

Do you guys ever just watch Bob Ross to calm down because I tell you what that shit is straight soothin’

tagged → #izzy #bob ross #i cant eve

pajamaben:

"Billy where is your homework?"

"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”

forthex:

Adweedure time with Snoop & Dogg

tagged → #funny stuff #I cant even #wow